Must use Charmin

I was cleaning out our linen closet and decided to clear out all the toilet paper in there and put it in the bathroom. I had just thrown it in the hall way while I finished up a couple others things. I had a thrown a single roll and two rolls inside a Charmin bag in the hallway. I then hear Phebbers pick up the single roll and say we can't use this one we have to use the Charmin or we will have toilet paper stuck to our  she shes and butt butts. I figure at this point I need to limit her commercial watching or something.