Gonna Beat Your

I am so bad about keeping up here, but I have a new one for you all. Yesterday while at a store Phebbers decided she was going to play with the plastic bags for the meat. She took them off the hanger they were on. I made her put them back and she grumbled at me and said "I'm gonna beat your a$$". Ya so not looking forward to teenage years.

She is An Adult

Phebbers has informed me she is not 4 anymore. She claims that she is 21 and she can say bad words now. I asked her what bad words she could say and she responded with. "Stupid, $hit, and Damn It" I guess it is really time to put the sensor button on in this house. I knew I would have my hands full with this one boy howdy she is really filling those shoes.

But I am just too cute to get made at right?

She Sure Loves Her Brother

While watching Raising Hope the other night Phebbers gets up off the couch walks over to the wall points to a picture of her brother and says "See that it's a picture of my pet brat." What makes it even funnier is that she said  it so straight face she was so serous.

This is an older picture but I love it....I picture her thinking "I will control all the minions"

Must use Charmin

I was cleaning out our linen closet and decided to clear out all the toilet paper in there and put it in the bathroom. I had just thrown it in the hall way while I finished up a couple others things. I had a thrown a single roll and two rolls inside a Charmin bag in the hallway. I then hear Phebbers pick up the single roll and say we can't use this one we have to use the Charmin or we will have toilet paper stuck to our  she shes and butt butts. I figure at this point I need to limit her commercial watching or something.

A Lil' Bit Crazy

A few weeks ago we were getting ready to go somewhere and Phebber's brother was helping me by getting her dressed. He was asking her how much she loved different people in the family. She would always answer with wide spread arms "this much" until they got to MeMe. When he asked her about MeMe she held her fingers very close and stated
"this much".

He brother asked her why she only loved her that much and she said.....
"Because her face is a little but crazy"

Happy Laughing!

Normal...

Ok I have my first post....

We were laying in bed the other morning and Phebbers looks at me with her finger pushed against her eye and says......

"Do I Look Normal?"

This is typical Phebbers stuff. I have so many things she has said in the past and I am having a hard time remembering them all now :(

The Reason Behind This Site

I decided to start this site because my daughter who is 4 years old manages to crack me up multiple times a day with the things she will say. I am hoping to make others smile with her whit and I wanted to be able to look back on this later and remember how silly she was. I have already forgotten so many things she has said and I am racking my brain trying to remember some of the stuff she has said. There are many times when we are in shock at what she said but yet sit back and say oh that is Phebbers I wouldn't expect anything different.

So sit back and enjoy.....